Player

STEVE WALKER
JOHN ROSS (C)
CHRIS LEE

DOUG BARRETT (C)
STEVE CUNNEEN
RORY MERCHANT SNR
GEORGE BEECROFT

DAVID COUPE (C)
JOHN HOLM
PAUL HANCOX
SIMON AUSTIN

PAUL JOHNSON (C)
JEM RITCHIE
SACH HUMPHREY
LIAM LYNCH

KEVIN JOYNER
TONY STRACHAN
MARTIN ROFFEY
RON HADDON (C)

RORY MERCHANT JNR (C)
WILL GREEN
TOM TAYLOR
JIM HASTIE

MARTIN IRISARRI
JASON DAY
BRIAN FENTON
PAUL CALLIN (C)

DOUG JORDAN (C)
DANNY MURLEY
GARY CAVAZZI
ANDY CAMBELL

JULIAN TIGHE (C)
KEITH NEVETT
GARY GRIFFITHS
STEWART LADERMAN

PETER HERBIE MEYERS
STEVE SHAW
MICHAEL CLINTON (C)
TOBY MOMTAGUE

ARTHUR MERCHANT(C)
GERALD O'MAHONEY
CHRIS REW
JIM PEARCE

Handicap

17
13
17

18
28
26
24

4
11
18
24

24
24
28
24

28
24
24
16

11
15
23
24

20
14
12
9

25
23
24
15

10
16
22
14

16
28
18
27

19
18
16
22

Useful info - ice breakers !

Calls a spade a spade and insults most others as well
Technical advisor to the above - lost cause
He is the other two players in this four ball

Dwarf golfer - let's hope they cut the grass so he can see
If you need to know about cane furniture - he's the one
Bruce Willis look alike - marinated in rum
Famous for an incident at a Romford stag nite !

One of the finest lawyers from Wigan - well - in the top 100
Not a Bruce Willis look alike !
An Ipswich Town supporter - so good taste but stupid
Another friend of Herbie Meyers but he won't admit it

Another Wearsider with three translators in his group
Gained first Oscar recently - up the crack of Dawn to depart
Local lad to where he lives - where ever that is
Lock up your daughters otherwise he will look them up

Health fanatic - took time off going to the gym to play golf
Another health freak but injured, drunk and unfit
A seasoned drinker at the Sudbury cricket week !
A touch of sophistication to keep the brokers in order

Holder of the Merchy Mug and rehearsing marriage vows
One hard push ' as he says to all his girlfriends !
Been accused of being a rent boy but his father will deny this
Tight Scottish Sweatty git with lovely wife

Surname scores 74 on a treble word score at Scrabble
Strong silent type when gagged
New Zealander who loves Australians
Mayor of RIpley - uses blue rinse

All you need to know about Letters of Credit and beer
All you need to know about beer
Probably the best finance director in this group of 4
Old Williamsonian - same as Herbie but a bit more class

High ranking city insurance drunk
Lower ranked city insurance drunk
Retired top city insurance drunk
Another city insurance drunk

Old smelly hockey mate -shared too many rooms with him !
Ex Gibraltarian bookie - respect
Don't mess with this fella on the wine !
Ex Barclays, Ex RBS, Ex out of work - now hippie

Overweight, unfit, blind, stupid - my dear older brother
Top legal brain - wanted Kilburn drinking crew
Ex GTUK - now works for a living
Traffic control - part of the old Kilburn drinking crew

DINNER ONLY
Peter Box
Irene Merchant
Louise Walker
Hazel Merchant
Jack Keyser
Andy Taylor


POSSIBLE DINNER ATTENDANCE
Des Potter


IN SPIRIT ONLY
Andrew MacKay

Ex PWC (ask Arthur what that stands for !) Midget from Australia
She may be rubbish but she is all that I have got
Volume control needs attention
Wife of fat accountant - future ladies captain of Chiltern Forest GC - behave !
South African dentist - digs for gold rather than puts it in !
Old school mate – teachers’ pet - guaranteed to make you laugh



Blond hair, blue eyes, doesn't like losing - must be a German



He won’t be amongst the winners but he will be amongst the spirits !